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glork
/glork/ 1. Used as a name for just about anything.
See foo.
2. A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.
See also glark.

foo
/foo/ 1. A term used for unimportant variables in programming when the programmer is too lazy to think of an actual name. The origin of such word is described in detail in RFC 3092.